Mistress Andria

I got to talk to a oldie but a goodie.. it so funny how obessed you all are with reading my blog adn then dissapearing for months at a time…I love hearing how much you enjoy reading about what Im doing with my slaves and how awesome of a session you had with me. Anyways this oldie but goodie is named Barry and he is a alchoholic, panty stealing fat ugly loser from London. I love talking to the guys from the UK on the phone LOL and guess what? You wont have to ask me to repeat yourself over and over because YES I do speak Brit! I travel to London a few times a year to visit friends and to go shopping so Im down with the jive! Barry has been away for almost a year and he was amazed that I remembered him and all his pathetic little things that go on in his very boring life. Hope we can do it again soon Barry.. you are THE reason the word jackass was invented.

Money Mouse… squeek squeek… was having so much fun with my money mouse but then he ran off… BUT I know this type… *it* will be back! Money Mouse put me in his brief case while he went to a meeting so I could drain his account without ever having to say a word LOL Money Mouse has wonderful manners on the phone and we played *raise the rate* game where he was paying a out the ass fee per minute to talk to me. I know you will be sniffing around for more Money Mouse… guys like you can never get enough of me.

Marcy… I have been talking to Marcy on and off for weeks now. Marcy now has her handcuffs and I made her strip down to her panties and bra and hose and garters and chain herself to the sink at her place of business…. BUT the keys to the handcuffs were still in her jeans which she left in the toilet stall… I was laughing my ass off listening to her panic like a bitch trying to get the keys with her feet HAHAHAHA Marcy went to teach at a seminar and DID NOT wear her panties and bra like she is suppose to do every single day. I told her to come up with a suitable punishment and she didnt… sooooo that left it back in my hands which is the worst thing that could happen. I made her strip down to her panties and bra and get out of her car..she was parked in a parking lot at a shopping center. I made her get out of the car and walk around shaking her ass with the entire world watching. I could FEEL the embarressment over the phone as I laughed listening to her piss and moan about everyone staring at her. The other day I had Marcy chain herself to a motorcycle that was in the service department… this was before the store opened… I had her start the bike and keep it running while she stood once again in bra and panties and the clock was ticking for the service manager to come in for the day…. I told Marcy to turn off the bike and then she heard a car door close… it was the service manager. HAHA she ALMOST got caught! I love talking to Marcy and pushing her farther and farther into the exciting world of sissy!!!

Tiggie~ Thanks for the chit chat on messanger… it always brightens up my day…..

German Pig Paul… you better get your ugly ass back on the phone or send another tribute if you want to stay in my good graces!! I dont want to hear your pathetic excuse on how scared you are of me!

Priss~ Where ever you are….I miss you and hope you are doing well… send me a email sweetie.

For those of you who dont know me well… I am stuck in the wrong time era… I love the 1950s and have found some funny ass movies on you tube LOL These were shown in health class in the 50s with some unknown psychologist blabbing in the background… I laugh everytime I see one from the *Institute* LOL SOOOO boys like the movie says MIND YOUR FUCKING MANNERS!!!!!!

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My pantyhose loving, shoe licking, ass beating with a brush Steven boy is back! I love doing sessions with him because I can push him like NO other can! I had him get his handy dandy brush and then I had him wrap his cock in pantyhose and made him fuck the pantyhose while beating his ass with a brush LOL he is always so much fun to push and push hard!!

My California coke whore Julie is back! Julie does not deserve to be with or even talk to woman. I am keeping Julie drunk, high and getting ready to play with hormones and turn her into the ultimate fucking whore! Thanks Julie for the wonderful $100 Amazon gift certificate! You are back in my grip and you will go all the way this time!!

I would like to thank Pin Dick ADAM from Scotland for the nice birthday tribute! Pindick Adam has put on some fantastic webcam shows for me in the past and loves when I bash the shit out of him for having a needle dick. Pin Dick I know your busy and I appreciate that you took the time to always send me goodies Im sure you are still not getting any pussy from your girlfriend LOL

I have been having lots of fun with Sissy Slut Marcy! I love getting her all worked up and getting her emails and instant messages and talking to her on the phone about anything and everything! Thank you Marcy for being such a fantastic Sissy whore and a fun person to talk too. Do you know that Marcy once went to a steak house and it turned out to be a steakhouse/whore house? that was the best story I have heard in a LONG time. I now have Marcy wearing panties to work everyday, sitting on the toilet like a girl to pee, using the womans bathroom AND Marcy will start wearing a bra to work. That will be very hard for her to hide but a girls got to do what a girls got to do! Marcy since you didnt get your pie for your birthday here is a nice Coconut Cream Pie just for you

Well the phone is ringing… is it you? If its not get busy and lets do some small penis humiliation, cock stroking instructions, phone Domination, forced faggot training, Cuckold training and any other fetish that takes you to that special place.

German PIG PAUL sent me a lovely Amazon gift card for my birthday. Pig Paul has not called me lately but I know he is listening to those brainwashing MP3s I have made him HAHAHAHAHAHA hes hooked for life!!! German PIG PAUL never forgets me or any special occasion or holiday!! such a good trained PIG.

Andy Pandy from the UK… love this guy! his wifes birthday was two days after mine… she got a cheap pair of earrings and I got a $200.00 tribute. Andy Pandie knows this is his place in life, serving me while I torture the shit out of him, train his wife to be a good whore and teaching Andy how to be a good POW in my camp. Andy is trapped, cuffed and collared and OWNED by me!! Thank you Andy for the tribute… you kept your word like a good boy

Pindick Adam??? earth calling Pindick Adam??? are you still alive Adam???

I talked to Dumb Dumb again. His wife is still lying and cheating and fucking some guy behind his back. I keep telling Dumb Dumb to dump this douche bag bitch because all she does is get in the way of him totally devoting himself to me. This dumb bitch fails to realize that Dumb Dumb sucks better dick then she does LOL I have talked Dumb Dumb into doing some really nasty stuff to her *personal* things that I cannot even write about on this blog LMAO Keep it up Dumb Dumb… escape and get away from that biotch!!

I would like to say a big Happy Birthday to Marcy Monroe!!! Marcy is a cocksucking, cross dresser from way back in the day….

Marcy is a lot of fun to play with and has taken some very wild photos of herself and LOVES to meet up with strange men in hotel rooms. I have been on the phone when Marcy sucked off a stranger and then I had Marcy put the guy on the phone so I could have him rate his blow job and how well Marcy serviced him!! Here is a photo of Ms. Marcy Monroe!!

I told Marcy that TONS of guys read this blog every hour… if you are interested in hooking up with Marcy let me know!! LOL
Well boys I will be on the phone all weekend so lets have some fun! to the jackass who wrote me the rude email after I emptied your account… its not my fault that you are in love with me and that you ran out of money… dry your eyes bitch because when you can see straight you will see you have been blocked for being rude!! I dont play the rude asshole game!! Oh and Gene wants everyone to know his dick is only two inches long but he is scared to send in a photo LOL I love my small dick humiliation calls!! see you boys later!!

I have a new sissy that was so entertaining I need to give a shout out for my fruit fucker! Yep my sissy fucked a watermelon while on cam dressed in full sissy gear. Hot pink and black looks so sluty and you are well on your way to being the biggest cock sucking whore in history!! The best part was this sissy wanted to sing for me so she sang *The Barbie song* hahahaha I was dying as she did her best to sound like Barbie! Dont know what song Im talking about? watch below!

I got to talk to my Dumb Dumb before I left on my trip last week. I have been doing sessions with Dumb Dumb for about three years now and we have had many different things that we talk about. Dumb Dumb used to call to sing for me but lately we have been trying to figure out what his wife has been up too… I told him right off the back after gathering evidence that she was fucking around behind his back. I mean who goes out all night right after work and calls at 5 am to say that they *forgot* to come home or check in? The bitch finally told Dumb Dumb that yes she has been fucking another guy behind his back because Dumb Dumb ignores her and has not been having sex with her for over a year. Dumb Dumb needs to dump her ass so he can spend all his time on the phone with me! we have sooo much fun together at his expense hahahaha Dumb Dumb will be back sucking cock in NO time as I know deep down thats really where his passion is… in a toilet train stall… with a cock shoved down his throat like a good little bitch.

or go to the RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THIS BLOG and SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN TILL YOU SEE *SPOIL ME* you can see my favorite places to get me e-certificates from Sephora, Victoria Secrets, H20 spa certificates ect ect all you need is my email address which is mizzandria@yahoo.com. I have already received a certificate to my local favorite spa for a pedicure and a manicure. Thank you Rob for starting my birthday month off early!!!

Andy Pandies wife has a birthday two days from mine LOL he already knows who is going to be getting the better presents… yep ME.. I LOVE Andy Pandie, he is soooo awesome to totally mind fuck and talk about his wife Katie getting it on with big black cocks LOL I had him in my POW camp… yep those years I spent as a Marine have REALLY paid off and I can do psychological warfare on ANY OF YOU that dare to come into my camp for some real mind bending and fucking torture!! Thank you Andy for letting me know you will be sending me niceer things then what your wife will get… we both know I deserve it

German Pig Paul

Yep this video makes me think of how fucking stupid he is! He cannot stay away from me or my sharp wit and tongue. I have made him two personalized MP3s this week and he downloads them on his IPOD and listens to them over and over and over.. yep Im brainwashing his ass!! and YES YES YES I DO make personalized MP3s… contact me on email for prices ect. I love making them and I DO NOT use a script!! German Pig Paul is so fucking stupid he cannot get his webcam to work. He invited me to see his ugly face the other day and couldnt get his cam to work DUH DUH DUH STUPID ASSHOLE ALERT!!! Then just the very next day the dumb mother fucker invites me AGAIN to watch and the cunt stain once AGAIN cannot operate his camara!! how fucking lame do you have to be? How much of a low life ass jockey are you that you cannot perform this simple task? I would like to note that I DO NOT watch free cam… Stupid raisin balls was paying me to watch.. I do NOTHING for free… yes my VIPS get free minutes, photos and chat but thats because they have earned that right! I do not work with panhandling pieces of shit, I dont play that game and never will!!!

Andy from the UK.. OMG what a killer session!!! what great manners!! what a WONDERFUL tribute/shopping spree he sent me on!! Andy Pandie boy loves my military style hardcore training and is so much fun to make suck dick and I warped his mind big time with the stories that I told him LOLOLOL I cannot wait to do it again Andy Pandie!!!

Dumb Dumb… poor Dumb Dumb.. hes so psychotic and fucked up right now.. his wife continues to cheat on him and he wanted me to basically brainwash him by saying *leave and start a new life* well Dumb Dumb.. you have been one of my favorite clients for years now and you know I think your wife is a dumb bitch so LEAVE while you still can!!! I was thinking of this song when you were crying on the phone…. maybe one of your faggot boys that you blow will *Buy you a new life* LMAO.. I happen to love this song… maybe you can get some inspiration out of it!!

For Memorial Day I have found a great clip of my boys… Yep the USMC silent drill team. I have seen them live many many times and have partied with a few of them I hope you all remember WHY you are getting Memorial Day off from work, I know to most of you losers it means an extra day to lay around on your fat ass guzzling beer and sleeping and being a pig, but just remember WHY you get to be a pig… Semper Fi to all my friend both men and woman who are overseas doing their jobs… I hope you all come back safe and sound and I miss all of you.

Dumb Dumb bought me some REALLY cool shoes for being a jackass on the phone. According to him Ive brainwashed him and fucked with him so bad that Ive ruined him HAHAHAHAHA his wife continues to cheat on him and make up some really creative stories on why shes out having fun till all hours while he paces the floor waiting for her to come home. Dumb Dumb sucked off two cocks a few weeks ago and then came home with his cummy lips and kissed his wife HAHAHAHA Im trying to get Dumb Dumb to leave her because shes a stupid bitch and he already hates her as it is!!

Malcolm from the UK called and has E.D. aka LIMP DICK SYNDROME he has a four inch pathetic pussy and his wife cucks him as much as possible and he throws tantrums like a small child because she goes out and fucks and has sex with REAL MEN, Mal just give it up dude YOU SUCK!!! another pathetic weak link in the male chain!!

Paul the pig from Germany sent me $100.00 because he is such a pathetic fucking LOSER, he lays on his bed dreaming of me and how great it would be to be tortured by me. I love my piggies!!

I am taking calls all day today and all next week including the weekends, if you cannot do a phone session I am available via instant messanger

I got to talk to a new Irish pig. He went on webcam for me and we had sooo much fun. He had a black sharpie pen and I had him shove it up his ass and fuck himself while I laughed and mocked him for being such a dumb slag. I had a fantastic time and the next time you go on cam for me piggy you better SHAVE and brush your fucking hair!!! Going to POD is no excuse for looking like a slob

I had a fantastic new caller from Canada. We had a nice long session and I have named him Captain Tidy Bowl bitch. He is my new lap dog and I had him shove his nasty face in the toilet and blow bubbles in the water while I was laughing at how fucking stupid he was. I also wanted to show him a new way to wash his hair so I had him flush his head down the toilet and it was a fanfuckingtastic time!!! He hides in his basement away from his wife and the toilet was disgusting and dirty so I had him give it a literal SPIT SHINE with his tongue. Nothing like a nasty fuck like him to keep the party going! hope to chat soon you freaky fuck!

I have a new caller who is in the medical proffesion. I have had a lot of fun with him the last couple of days and he is going down the trail to my trap I have set for him… its like hunting season right now with all these blackmail boys who have high pressure jobs that want to hand over the control to me, the cruel heartless goddess who loves fucking over people like you. Dr. Dumbass gets sent many hot photos of me to think about while hes working with his patients, and sending me nice tributes as I pull him in closer and closer.

Dumb Dumb called again, he was in a emotional state of mental hospital material… he slipped for a second but has bought me a nice gift to make up for his Fucktard mistake, I hope to talk to Dumb Dumb again and I have promised I will act like his brain fart never happened so we can move on and hopefully make some life changing decisions for him. See what tributes and gifts do? Yep they buy you more of my wickedness and forgiveness LOL

So I have a question for all you stupid small dicked men of the world.. I know there are a ton of you out there but want to ask ONE question… Im out the other day doing some shopping for shoes, dresses, makeup, new duvet ect ect and I am driving along and notice lately that a bunch of losers are taking up the roads in the below type of piece of shit…

WHY in the world would you take a old piece of shit car and do this? I can understand the raised trucks for you rednecks out in the world but these ugly cars that I would NOT be caught dead in or around seem to be popping up more and more. This one actually has a OK paint job.. and that is not saying much because the ones in town are NEON green, yellow, orange, pink ect… one guy actually said *hey baby you want to go for a ride?* I spit my Starbucks Frappacino all over my steering wheel and choked while laughing and told him I would rather be set on fire then step foot in that piece of shit. I would love a phone call from one of you losers explaining this new piece of shit car fetish…. Im all ears darling.

I will be here all weekend so catch me before i sign off for the day!!

Thank you Cumbucket for my new swimsuit!!! below is a photo of me in it and I love it!!