Mistress Andria

I just got done watching the Grand Finale of my favorite show NIp/Tuck. I have been watching the show since the pilot in 2003. The show brings back a lot of old memories of one of my favorite callers Miss Priss. I have not talked to Priss in a long time but I bet he still swings by here now and then for a peek The Grande Finale was bittersweet, love how they mixed it with *All I know*. Everytime I hear that song I will think of the airport scene between Sean and Christian. I am sad to see the show go and glad I have the box sets that Priss got me Here is to you Nip/Tuck!!!

I am available for calls and text sessions today 3/4 and tommorro 3/5. Catch me while you can!!

I have been super busy with old and new subbies. It is great to talk to *L* again. We have been having excellent phone sessions and he has been worshipping me for YEARS. His newest thing is he wants to meet my sissy slut Ms. Marcy. *L* gets all excited like a little kid when he talks about the two of them together. He wants Marcy to suck him off and then wants Marcy to keep all the cum in her mouth and bring it up to *L* and french kiss him LMAO I have put *L* in touch with Marcy and I hope they do get together and have some freaky fun.

Marcy is my favorite cam whore. I have been lucky enough to see her and talk to her quiet a bit. Lately it seems Marcy is getting snowed in and being forced to spend time in hotels. Is it not funny that she travels with her panties/stockings? Of course I prefer the entire Marcy look including wig/dress/heels/bra and lipstick. She did not have any of those things this time and it did not matter, the lipstick,panties and nylons were all I needed. I had Marcy guzzle down lots of Vodka, put on her lipstick and then take on of her boy shirts and wear it as a dress lol She was on cam the entire time and it was great MAKE her go down the hall and out in the parking lot. The hotel she was in was situated near a Red Robin and people were coming and going and staring. I love when I tell Marcy to do something and I hear the total fear… *Oh My God* hahahaha she says it everytime and it makes me laugh so hard to hear how nervous/excited she is.

I want to thank everyone for the lovely gift cards and presents I received on Valentines Day….. German Pig Paul, Marcy, Theo, and Chris…. you all made my day!!!!

I got to meet Theo online. Drunk subs are my favorite and so much fun to chat with! Theo was begging to be turned into a shopping pig and sent me a nice fat gift card. He had been drinking all day and just dying to be taken advantage of LOL hope we can do it again real soon Theo!!

German Pig Paul has been around more then ever! I LOVE talking to this idiot! We discussed how stupid and pathetic he is and how he will always be smashed by my stinging words of truth. Pig Paul has confessed he bought himself a Chasity belt. I will soon be getting the keys to this device….right piggy? LOL German Pig Paul is brainwashed by me. He listens to my MP3s he has purchased on his Ipod every single night. I just made him a new one and cant wait to get some feedback on how it crashed his pathetic ass down!!

Pig Paul called yesterday from the parking lot at McDonalds. This is our favorite spot to talk, he is out in public getting tortured by me while I laugh and take all his money. Pig Paul will be forever under my thumb and will never get to escape. The best part of our call yesterday is when he told me he could feel his loser juice squirting out in his pants LMAO without even touching himself!! I thought he was going to start crying!!

Well St. Patricks Day is coming up and as most of you know I am half Irish and love this holiday!!! This will be another reason for German Pig Paul and Pindick Adam from Scotland to keep SPENDING YOU DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!! I have some fantastic gift cards that I just placed on my Wishlist…. especially the SPA CARD….. get busy bitches!!

Yes the day of chocolate overload and beautiful roses is coming. Many of you will have to take your wife/date out and you will probabley buy her something LAME. I would like to offer up some shopping tips for you idiots who just cannot get it right.

1. Just because it is red does NOT mean it is NICE. Spending $9.99 on Walmart lingerie makes you look like a fucking idiot. Go ahead and cut the tags off, we still know where the shit came from.

2. Chocolate is a MUST. the brand though comes in to play. Think Godiva NOT Godollarstore.

3. A gift card from www.spawish.com will probably get you laid.

4. Try to hold yourself back and stay away from anything that comes from Lowes, Auto
zone or Home Depot.

With these tips you should have the first successful Valentines Day of your life. Without them you are DOOMED.

Ms. Marcy has been back in the action and dressing up pretty regular. A few days she called me from her Florida hotel room. She was completely dressed and wearing the best wig I have ever seen!! The color looked fantastic. Marcy had her favorite bottle of Vodka and was doing a few shots and then I had her go out her hotel room. I love watching her on Marcycam!! After we played around she had to start her journey back home. She called me from a rest stop so I made her put her sissy clothes back on. I made her change right there in the car LMAO. I then had her get out and walk around her vehicle and wave at everyone and then DRIVE HOME with the outfit and wig still in place.

A few days later she called and was in the Target parking lot. She had dropped off someone and was waiting. I love to push Marcys boundries and limits so I had her drop her pants (she had panties on) and walk around the truck LOL. Yesterday she called and said she was scared to tell me that she had all her sissy clothes and also the famous handcuffs. She was in another parking lot and I had her change into marcy clothes but she did NOT have her wig. I had her get out and walk to a tree and handcuff herself to the tree. I actually heard horns honking in the background!! marcy is a lot of fun and speaking of her…. I had a very old caller call yesterday. It was fantastic to talk to *L*. *L* did the most fantastic thing in the world. He wrote down all the thoughts and dirty things he wanted to talk about. I highly suggest this for anyone that only calls every once in awhile.

*L* has been a customer of mine for years. We have done everything from sitting in his truck jerking off at rest stops, to going on cam shoving a water bottle up his ass. Our favorite past time is whitening his teeth. I love to make him jerk off in his face and then eat his load. I make sure he has his spudge shot in his mouth by making him sing songs, read and talk to me. I have always enjoyed our time together *L* I am glad you continue to serve me.

I bet German Pig Paul thinks he is going to sneak by without a good Valentines day present. That is NOT going to happen. Everytime I sit in my Atlanta Braves beanbag he got me, I laugh at how fucking stupid he is. I do not get to talk to the pig that often. Last time we spoke he was sitting in the parking lot of McDonalds. I always look for him online but the true fact is, he told me he is scared of me. After all these years he is to much of a BITCH to pick up the phone and call. Thanks Piggie Paul for always sending me such lovely things! I know you love spending your money on me.

Another idiot is Pin Dick Adam from Scotland. Adam has been serving me for years from across the pond. Pindick knows the only thing he can do for me is to buy me things to keep me happy. Pindick used to go on cam for me all the time and I would laugh at how small his tiny tool really is. Pindick will make sure I have something lovely from him for Valentines, he always does.

I am taking calls all day today, Wednesday February 3rd. I will return for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. This Sunday is Super Bowl!!!!!! I hope everyone tunes in to watch the fantastic commericals and to watch the New Orlean Saints kick the shit out of the Indianapolis Colts. Payton Manning, if you are reading this, contact me for a free session. LOL. I will be available for pre game fun!! once the game starts I will be gone to a Super Bowl party. The phone lines are open and I am ready to deal out some of my fine training!

I am working today and will be here all week for those craving my attention. I had a lot of new callers over the weekend. Best entertaining call was the jackass who went on cam dressed up like a salon girl. The level of embarrissing things you idiots will do never ceases to amaze me! Ms. Marcy continues to wear panties to work and will someday be caught! The best time we ever had was when he was in handcuffs chained in the womans bathroom and the key was out of reach LOL anyways call me and tell me what kind of things you all are doing right now on this federal holiday!!! Im waiting!

This will be here sooner then you think. First and foremost THANKS everyone for the wonderful Christmas presents!! I still have a few gifts that had mystery cards with them… I understand your need for privacy so I will not say anything but *Thank you* I am glad to see more and more of you making your way back to my Niteflirt listings! Tommorro would be a great time to send your Mistress some party money for tommorro nights festivities! I will be working in the morning then I will be getting on a plane and going to my homestate of California for two weeks. I will be around till January 5th then I will be unavailble for a week. I hope you all have a safe night tommorro night and remember dont drink and drive!! Looking forward to talking with everyone that can sneak away and play in Andrialand!!! I expect my two biggest pigs PinDick Adam and German Pig Paul to pay for my drinks tommorro night!! thats the ONLY way you can ever impress me!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

This morning I was reading emails and I saw one that made my mouth drool. Pin Dick Adam from SCOTLAND bought me a wonderful Victoria Secrets gift card. THANK YOU Pindick Adam for always being so generous and buying me things on my favorite holidays. I will buy some beautiful lingerie with this!!! Pindick knows that he could never get a woman like me. All he can do is keep buying me things to make up for that small stick between his legs. I still want to get together with his girlfriend and show her that there are huge cocks out in the world and that Pindick Adam is a nice guy but he cannot do what a huge dick can do!!! Thanks again Pindick Adam, you rock!!

I titled this post after my favorite Christmas movie. It never gets old and the story is fantastic. I first want to start off by thanking GERMAN PIG PAUL for the BEAUTIFUL bottle of Perfume!! I have it on right now and I love it!! It shows me that you are still paying attention. You are WAY overdue for a session GERMAN PIG PAUL….. get your ass on the phone!!!!

Is it really the end of November?? Im ashamed I have not had time to do a blog update! anyways I had the most killer sissy cocksucking call the other day!! If anyone wants to meet up with a beautiful cross dressing sissy whore just goggle Kendra Lynn Stockington and go look at her *myspace* page LMAO you will love it!! she is a true sissy whore!! thanks marcy for the nice tributes and sorry we didnt hook up last week. I know you are busy and maybe someday we can sit down and try it again! I love pimping out ms. marcy cause she has NO RIGHTS!!! I will be working the rest of the week except Thanksgiving. I am not one of those dumbasses who gets up at 2am to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving. Dont tell me you assholes fall for that false advertising! You know they dont do rain checks and only put a few of each items out!! Thanks everyone for the early Christmas gifts!! I love everything you have all sent me and hope to talk to you soon!

PS German Pig Paul and Pin Dick Adam you better get shopping NOW!!! LMAO

Yep I LOVE Halloween candy! I also love all the candy that is being bought for me off my wishlist!! Thank you George, *ll*, twosmallballs, bertie and marcy. Marcy continues to supply me with killer amazon gift cards and I love to go shopping!! the whore has been out of action for a bit but we just got back in touch and things should be rolling once again with her dressing up and being a good whore I love to watch this sissy slut on cam! she gets the best looking outfits and always entertains me so well.

Pindick Adam…. yep he stops by once every 4/6 months…has to pay extra because his pathetic prick is so damn small. I FINALLY got to hear his voice!! usually we just do instant message chat…hahaha you should of heard him blow his loser load while I told him about his gf who was *out of town* for work….ya really working on a big huge black cock LMAO he had the most pathetic orgasm I have ever heard. I cant wait till he goes back on cam because he has the worlds smallest prick!!! dont forget my hallowen present PIN DICK…you are such a loser!! LOL
I am signed on to Niteflirt right now and will be taking calls till around 4pm I will also be here this weekend. Hope to talk to you fuckers later!!

Boys, I am still taking sessions. Niteflirt is really screwed up right now and will take another week or so to iron out all the updates. You can get me on yahoo messanger at mizzandria@yahoo.com if you want a session. I will tell you the details once you contact me. I am glad most of you have been reading this and emailing me to stay in touch! I am still here everday and looking forward to talking to all of you!!!

Thank you Tom for the kick ass box of shoes and clothes from Italy,,,,,,,,,,, I thought you were lying LOL everything a girl could want was in that box!!! you are the best!!!