Mistress Andria

Dumb Dumb called me last week. This is a very old caller of mine and we have a relationship that spans over 4 years. That is four years of me pumping verbal venom into his brain as he tells me all about his fucked up life. Four years of him singing me his special songs and four years of listening to him CRY. Yes I bring the bitch to tears everytime we speak. I look forward to listening to his final episodes with the situation he is in HAHAHA Just think Dumb Dumb this new situation allows you to be in more contact with ME!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you who sent me presents on my birthday which was last week, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! you guys are sooo kind and very, very over the top generous! Have a fun 4th!!

Dumb Dumb a very old long time client (and one of my very most entertaining ones) called. It was very nice to hear from him. Dumb Dumbs reckless life has caught up with him. All that stupid shit you did in the past is now biting you in the ass and I have turned you into the true pig you are. Thank you for singing your songs, they truly were the funniest and most entertaining thing that happened all day!

Wonderboy~ Our adventure continues……….. great talking to you yesterday…Your calls are always so much fun.

Tiggie sent me his very first instant message via 30,000 feet. I feel so honored I got the very first one and I am glad to hear that the airlines FINALLY got internet for the passangers to use. I am looking forward to my first class flight next week, it will be good to get away and have some FUN!! I am taking calls all this week except for tommorro (Tuesday, June 16th) If you need a special evening appointment please email me and we can set it up.

silkslace has been ringing my phone off the hook. This sissy fag is the grand example of what many of you sissy bitches strive to be. One thing silkslace has going for him is he actually DOES what he loves. I make him wear panties under his suit to work and then I make him go in the ladies room and sit on the toilet to piss hahaha Silks went on webcam last night from a adult movie theatre. This whore had on white anklet socks, mini skirt, tight crop top and some high heels and tons of whore makeup. I LOVED watching her on cam and the idiots that were fucking her face had no idea they were being filmed LOL. Great stuff, keep it coming you fucking fag!

Chrissy the pig fag~ This fucking loser is entertainment like I have not seen in some time! This idiot is the one who got kicked out of his house and is now living by himself in some dumpy apartment. The creep likes to dress up and play with a 10 inch dildo dong. Yesterday I had him doing disgusting things with his toilet… which ended up with me flushing his ugly face down the can. I loved hearing the water rush and him gasp for air while I laughed at him. The pig also had his pig snout on for good measure. I always enjoy the freaks calls. As you can see humiliation is my favorite topic. If you are looking for a sub girl DO NOT call me, a few assholes have called the last few days and I ended the call for them (THINK DIAL TONE IN YOUR EAR) I do not get along with these types so you are better off calling someone else. I am taking calls today May 14th, Friday May 15th and Sunday May 16th. That is my schedule for the up and coming weekend. Talk to you fuckers later!!

I had a old caller resurface that I used to rob blind two years ago. This caller has a four inch cock and just drools over my hot photos while he jerks his pathetic prick. I love being mean and cruel to him as he whimpers and whines like a bitch in the background. Glad you are back

My French loser is back! I LOVE LOVE LOVE talking to Frenchy. Frenchy has moved up in his trash eating world. He now serves a Mistress and Master as a domestic household slave. He does all the gardening, house cleaning and washing of the vehicles. The ultimate is Frenchy is lowered down to having to wax and polish the couples older son’s motorcycle and cleaning his room. How low can you go French Loser? Pretty damn low! HAHAHAHA I look forward to speaking with this loser real soon!

GermanpigPaul…….. you can run but you cannot hide. I am sure you are reading this and you continue to listen to my custom MP3s I made you to brainwash your pathetic ass!! So are you ready? or are you scared? HAHAHAHA

SissyPrissy~ Such a delight to talk to someone who GETS what it means to worship! We went online shopping and I just received everything from Sephora that you bought me. I also got a beautiful pair of Jimmy Choos and a bag from Gucci. The bag is fantastic and all the makeup and perfume from Sephora was fantastic!!

Miss Marcy continues to tribute me with money and makes me laugh when she calls up all scared and ready to be caught by her staff. I love when Marcy calls me from work, knowing someone will walk in at any second is always a thrill! Just remember miss marcy has NO RIGHTS.

As my favorite show Nip/Tuck comes to the final season finale, my next favorite show Rescue Me steps on board. This show is fantastic and is never a dull moment. i have been watching the three minute teasers each week and cannot wait for its return!!!

I will be available all day today, Saturday till 4pm and all day Sunday for you boys who want a session. Remember when you call me that if you are new you need to let me know what you want to talk about. I do not have a crystal ball and it will give you a better session if you speak up. If you treat me good, I will treat you great, if you cannot figure out how to treat me, then you will get a date with the dial tone. I never switch so do not even think about it!!

PIN DICK ADAM: Pindick is one of my all time favorite cam boys. Pindick Adam is from Scotland. As most of you know I go crazy over a man in a kilt YUM YUM YUM. The spent many a nights in Edinburgh pulling up kilts and inspecting the goods underneth Pindick Adam sent me a photo of himself in his dress kilt on New Years. WOW he is hot looking BUT since I knew that he had no REAL COCK under the kilt, it was a total and complete waste of time. Pindick Adam sent me a tribute then bought my blackmail application. The funny thing is he admits in email he is WAY to much of a pussy to fill out the application LOL I have been torturing Pindick for over a year and he is always a breath of fresh air when I do hear from him. DONT BE A FLAKE PINDICK… VALENTINES IS A FEW DAYS AWAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA Pindick always gets me great gifts

GERMAN PIG PAUL~ One of my all time hardcore slobs that calls me from Germany. My mouth starts watering when I find out it is his pathetic ass calling all the way fromj Deutschland. To say I LOVE talking to this cunt is a understatement. The last call we had the fucker was CRYING LIKE A BITCH lololol he admits he still listens to all the MP3s that I custom made for his fucktard brain. I had him brainwashed in the call and he requests that our next session, he wants to be in the parking lot at McDonalds in public while I sear him, thrash him and make him do things that will only bring total shame and embarresment to him. I know you are reading this BITCH, and I know you will be contacting me soon. I expect to see a NICE Valentines gift from your ass… remember I am MUCH MORE IMPORTANT then that skank girlfriend of yours. I will wait and see what you do this year LOL I look forward to fucking you over again and again.

I had two of my London UK boys call me over and over all week long. They keep me laughing with their stories, and I always enjoy hearing the British lingo LOL my two boys are fantastic fun and I am surprised they have no woman. BUT they both admit they have small dicks. Small dicks will always be the downfall in their lives. SMALL DICK =NO SEX LIFE. Woman HATE small dicks, if they say otherwise they are LYING to try and be nice to you. As you remember I am here to TELL THE TRUTH and do not care if your feelings get in the way LMAO. Anyways I am off tommorro for my much needed soak in the sun and will return within a week. I want to thank those who bought me wonderful gifts for Valentines Day. If you have not shopped for me here is the link to get you started! If you are a clueless fucker, a quick Amazon gift card works just as good

Here is the link so you boys can get busy