Mistress Andria

This is the second time I have had to type this…..this is the reason I no longer post all the time…. shitty wordpress!!! I hope you are all enjoying the holiday weekend. I got to talk to my poker playing lingerie slut from PA last week and it is always a good time!! Lingerie slut is your typical Manly Man…except when he falls into my claws I dressed up the lingerie slut in pink stockings, blue panties and a Maroon teddy…. I love how poker lingerie slut always *finds* more lingerie items in his house!! ha!! Poker lingerie slut goes wild once that satin hits his skin!! always a fantastic call….we have had some great times over the years.

Paypig4Andria has been hitting the phones hard. I LOVE this idiot!! he likes to load up his account and then grab a bottle of Vodka and get smashed while SINGING for me on the phone. This fool is ALMOST as good as Dumb Dumb……but not quiet.

Here is my schedule for the rest of the weekend………. Sept 4th, 5 and 6th I will be HERE TAKING CALLS….I will be off on Tuesday as usual!!! get your ass to the phone and lets have some fun!!

I just typed out a wonderful update and it DID NOT SAVE. WordPress is a piece of shit!! I will give everyone the short version.. I am working everyday but TUESDAYS. You can contact me through Niteflirt or by instant messanger. Yes I do a lot of text sessions. You DO NOT have to ask me for permission to call. Do not send me emails asking if you can call…….I do not sit in front of the computer all day long and some of you have found out a day later that you missed your chance!! I DO NOT switch nor do I do boring ass vanilla calls. For those of you looking for hardcore humiliation phone calls I am your Domme!! Remember this is not a dating service, dont get all fucking bent out of shape when I wont meet your loser ass!! I do have plenty of real time subs that work for me and I am not looking to meet up with strangers.

I have had a lot of forced bi calls this week and I LOVE THEM!! Do yourselves a favor though, there must be a website for assholes because there is a small handful of you boring fucks that use the exact same line….. first of all SPEAK THE FUCK UP!! do not call me whispering…you sound fucking stupid and if I cant hear you then I cant train your ass. Dont try and act like I am your chummy ole pal. You sound so fucking stupid when you call and say MMMMMMMMMMM over and over again BORING BORING and totally WRONG for a BDSM call. I have hung up on more assholes this month then all my years in business. Yes I am still on Niteflirt and for my long time guys who contact me through Yahoo… still doing things that way as well!!

When you call me make sure you introduce yourself…I have no fucking clue who jeff/joe/bob/dan/brian is…….. if you use your Niteflirt user name and you are a regular I will know who you are. For those wanting forced intox…YES I do know how to use poppers!! Dont ask me where to buy them..do your own research!! also you are wasting your time if you write me a email asking me what to bring to a call. The best sessions are those that gather what they OWN and bring it. Nothing is more boring then some stupid fuck calling up and telling me he wants to bend over and get fucked in the ass and he owns NOTHING or this one asshole (who calls over and over with the same boring excuse of being in a hotel room and has nothing) Dont expect me to entertain you donkey boy!!

I love watching you guys on cam and my favorite cam whore is ms. marcy. I have seen marcy dressed on cam AND also I have talked to her boys on the phone LOL you are the best Marcy!! Thank you retro pig for the box full of old style music!! I love the retro lounge collection and have been listening to them all day while I relax by the pool. Yes you can buy me a gift off my wishlist…. I love presents!! I also love online gift certificates!!

I am glad this summer is starting to come to a end. I know many of you have no privacy right now and it is good to hear from you when you get a free minute. I will be back in action starting tommorro morning at 7am!!

I have had a ton of calls this week, it is great to be back in touch with so many of you who have been away for one reason or another. I got to talk to a old blackmail client from WA………. I love talking to good ole Mariner and I plan on taking him down like I did last time.

For my long standing clients, you guys are awesome, you treat me like royalty and you make it worth signing on everyday!!

I have had soooo many of you laugh your ass off at the nasty fuck that kept creeping me and my friends out at the beach!!! The guy is a real jackass loser and a CHEAP ONE at that!!! Jaws also tangled with one of my best friends who is also a Dom. Her name is Kennedy and her and two other Doms fucked him up good!! word to you assholes out there in la la land….. THE PRO DOMME WORLD IS A SMALL ONE…….. when you fuck one of us over with your lies and bullshit, it all comes back to your sorry ugly ass in the end. If anyone would like to call Jaws I have his phone number. You see he was dumb enough to use his cell phone for everything and all his nasty photos had his number attached. If the douche bag wants total peace he needs to send some serious greenbacks my way!!! HIS PHOTOS ARE GOING TO BE HERE SOON!! hahaha!

Yep the official start of summer is upon us. Many of you had to wait in line yesterday as my phone was slammed with call after call. I usually am not around on Tuesdays but I knew many of you losers would be dying to get on the phone after being stuck in vacation time hell with your family. Sarah Louise called me from Scotland and we had a fantastic time shopping online!! she bought me some very nice new old style garters and Wolford hose!! In case you do not know, Wolfords are the ~best~

I have just come back from a quick trip down to the Bahamas. Kingkey was nice enough to send me and three of my girlfriends and put us up in a first class resort. We had fun sitting on the beach laughing at all the losers trying to *act cool* I wish people would just be themselves instead of putting on this stupid macho wacho act. We met this one UGLY duffus who said he was from Florida. For some reason he was under the impression we wanted to talk to him. He was all by himself (surprise) and had on this stupid college themed hat. He had it in his mind he had a killer body LOLOLOL his face looked like it had been shoved down a garbage disposal LMAO I have never met anyone who had such a fucked up looking mouth! The nastiest thing is this stupid fuck was a mouth breather YUCK!!!!! do you know how disgusting it is to be around someone who mouth breathes?? they have dog shit breath!! Anyways for entertainment purposes we decided to keep this toad around because he wanted to impress us by spending wads of money on expensive drinks for us. We let him think he could meet us that night and hang out with us at a beach party. We found out he was staying the same number of nights that we were and even though we had everything paid for by my Keyman, we thought it would be fun to give this loser a dose of his own medicine.

Me and the girls made up what we call a *loser safari* hahahaha what is that? well basically we made him waste his time and money running around to places that we said we were at, BUT in reality we were lying to him LOL you never had so much fun watching this idiot!!!! we had him order expensive champagne and send it to our table, but we were dressed totally different and in crowded places so the idiot never caught up to us. It is sooo much fun going to a crowded night club and stringing this asshole along while he paid for all our drinks!! Kingman had bought me five disposable cell phones so we had plenty of numbers for this idiot to call and text and keep getting more and more frusterated. It was the most laughable weekend I have ever had in a LONG time!!

I am working this week and taking calls/text message sessions. For the idiots who dont know me, I DO NOT do vanilla calls nor do I switch. This is not a dating service. If you are clueless then be honest about your experience level. I work with sissy boys, humiliation junkies, financial Domination boys (only real ones, no need to bother me if this is just a *fantasy*, blackmail and brain washing, ass/shoe/boot worship and most other aspects of BDSM. Looking forward to meeting you and talking to all my boys that have suddenly surfaced!!!

The weather is finally nice and now I can break out the tank tops and bathing suits! It has been a long winter, but I have had plenty of entertainment from you guys! Lately I have had a lot of sissy boys wanting training. Lots of you like to go on cam and show me your sissy boy outfits and show me your panty collection. I did some online shopping with sissy boy Bryan yesterday at pinupgirlclothing.com they have beautiful items and I cant wait to get my shoes and new dresses that the slut girl bought for me! I will be around all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday. If you need a special time you can email me and we can go from there. German Pig Paul seems to be hiding right now and that is not good. Get your ass out from behind your IPOD and get busy Pig! Remember I am the only one that you should be spending any kind of time and money on! You know I love to brainwash you and keep you locked up like a good piggy! LOL catch you boys on the phone!!

I have been super busy with old and new subbies. It is great to talk to *L* again. We have been having excellent phone sessions and he has been worshipping me for YEARS. His newest thing is he wants to meet my sissy slut Ms. Marcy. *L* gets all excited like a little kid when he talks about the two of them together. He wants Marcy to suck him off and then wants Marcy to keep all the cum in her mouth and bring it up to *L* and french kiss him LMAO I have put *L* in touch with Marcy and I hope they do get together and have some freaky fun.

Marcy is my favorite cam whore. I have been lucky enough to see her and talk to her quiet a bit. Lately it seems Marcy is getting snowed in and being forced to spend time in hotels. Is it not funny that she travels with her panties/stockings? Of course I prefer the entire Marcy look including wig/dress/heels/bra and lipstick. She did not have any of those things this time and it did not matter, the lipstick,panties and nylons were all I needed. I had Marcy guzzle down lots of Vodka, put on her lipstick and then take on of her boy shirts and wear it as a dress lol She was on cam the entire time and it was great MAKE her go down the hall and out in the parking lot. The hotel she was in was situated near a Red Robin and people were coming and going and staring. I love when I tell Marcy to do something and I hear the total fear… *Oh My God* hahahaha she says it everytime and it makes me laugh so hard to hear how nervous/excited she is.

I want to thank everyone for the lovely gift cards and presents I received on Valentines Day….. German Pig Paul, Marcy, Theo, and Chris…. you all made my day!!!!

I got to meet Theo online. Drunk subs are my favorite and so much fun to chat with! Theo was begging to be turned into a shopping pig and sent me a nice fat gift card. He had been drinking all day and just dying to be taken advantage of LOL hope we can do it again real soon Theo!!

German Pig Paul has been around more then ever! I LOVE talking to this idiot! We discussed how stupid and pathetic he is and how he will always be smashed by my stinging words of truth. Pig Paul has confessed he bought himself a Chasity belt. I will soon be getting the keys to this device….right piggy? LOL German Pig Paul is brainwashed by me. He listens to my MP3s he has purchased on his Ipod every single night. I just made him a new one and cant wait to get some feedback on how it crashed his pathetic ass down!!

Pig Paul called yesterday from the parking lot at McDonalds. This is our favorite spot to talk, he is out in public getting tortured by me while I laugh and take all his money. Pig Paul will be forever under my thumb and will never get to escape. The best part of our call yesterday is when he told me he could feel his loser juice squirting out in his pants LMAO without even touching himself!! I thought he was going to start crying!!

Well St. Patricks Day is coming up and as most of you know I am half Irish and love this holiday!!! This will be another reason for German Pig Paul and Pindick Adam from Scotland to keep SPENDING YOU DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!! I have some fantastic gift cards that I just placed on my Wishlist…. especially the SPA CARD….. get busy bitches!!

I titled this post after my favorite Christmas movie. It never gets old and the story is fantastic. I first want to start off by thanking GERMAN PIG PAUL for the BEAUTIFUL bottle of Perfume!! I have it on right now and I love it!! It shows me that you are still paying attention. You are WAY overdue for a session GERMAN PIG PAUL….. get your ass on the phone!!!!

Is it really the end of November?? Im ashamed I have not had time to do a blog update! anyways I had the most killer sissy cocksucking call the other day!! If anyone wants to meet up with a beautiful cross dressing sissy whore just goggle Kendra Lynn Stockington and go look at her *myspace* page LMAO you will love it!! she is a true sissy whore!! thanks marcy for the nice tributes and sorry we didnt hook up last week. I know you are busy and maybe someday we can sit down and try it again! I love pimping out ms. marcy cause she has NO RIGHTS!!! I will be working the rest of the week except Thanksgiving. I am not one of those dumbasses who gets up at 2am to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving. Dont tell me you assholes fall for that false advertising! You know they dont do rain checks and only put a few of each items out!! Thanks everyone for the early Christmas gifts!! I love everything you have all sent me and hope to talk to you soon!

PS German Pig Paul and Pin Dick Adam you better get shopping NOW!!! LMAO

So another month is gone and my rotation of subbies is nice and strong I had the fantastic chance to session with two of my favorite subs, ms marcy and Pindick Adam. Pindick Adam is from Scotland and has the worlds smallest prick. Pindick Adam sent me a new photo of himself and his tiny tool LOL I had it posted earlier but photobucket took it down because #1 It was too ugly and #2 it was the smallest thing on the entire Photobucket server LOLOLOL. Pindick Adam has tried hiding from me and has been gone for a few months. I found out that Pindick Adam went on a vacation to Brazil and that he sat on the beach staring long and hard at the Brazillian men and their HUGE packages. Pindick Adams biggest wish is for his girlfriend to fuck a black man and then make him lap up the cum out of her crotch like a good cumdumpster whore. Someday this WILL happen! I want to take this opportunity to thank Pindick Adam for the lovely tribute and the killer Hello Kitty panties and tank top and the awesome Laura Mercier coconut/Almond body souffle… wow that stuff is worth every single penny you spent!! Pindick Adam I know you are reading this and I expect you to stay in touch and not run off for another 5 months…. you dont want me to block you do you? I didnt think so.