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I am happy to say that German Pig Paul has sent me a nice fat Amazon gift card. I knew he could not resist his favorite Mistress. You see I have him brainwashed. German Pig Paul has personalized mp3s that I have made him over the years and he is addicted to listening to them. I love taking advantage of him and letting him know what a true PIG he is!!

So it seems the typical *round* of assholes has found the Phone world. What are phone assholes you say? They are the ones who CANNOT READ! They are taken with my photos and fail to see I DO NOT DO VANILLA CALLS. There is nothing you can say or do to make me change my mind. I do not have any interest in you or your pathetic small pricklet. Yesterday they were all out in full force. My favorite one is the one who says he cant find *a good dom* he pledged his allegience as a sub but as usual he was one of those fat asses who does not have a fucking clue. Sooo thankful for the BLOCK BUTTON! I love how they think leaving bad feedback is going to hurt my feelings or my ratings LMAO it does the OPPOSITE SHIT STAIN!! It is great to see so many of my old clients stopping by! Many of you are amazed that I can remember what kind of fucked up fetish you have!! I remember the GOOD ONES ALWAYS!! I am working today February 24th but will be off tomorrow February 25th and back on Sunday the 26th. Catch ya later!!

Its my favorite time of the year. Lots of fun parties, time off and wonderful presents from all my boys!! German Pig Paul seems to be trying to wait till the last second to send something. You better send something NOW pig or else!!!! You are way over due for your fucking bashings from me!! I know that Pin Dick Adam is still out there reading every single word that I type. You are also over due for a good thrashing and I expect you to send your yearly, wonderful Christmas tribute!! Those are my two favorite boys who never fail me on my special days!! I have been super busy and just returned from a wonderful trip to Cancun Mexico. I am back at work and ready to thrash you fuckers!! If you are wondering HOW to shop for me it is very easy. Go to my wishlist button located on the top right of this page, click and shop OR send me an electronic gift card at mizzandria@yahoo.com I am much better to shop for then your slob wife or leachy girlfriend!! haha! Thanks to the boys who have already sent gifts and cards!! you rock!! Hope to speak with you about all your crazy fetish related secrets!!!


I had a killer week thanks to all my wonderful clients!! It seems like many of you who have been gone for a long time are now back on Niteflirt and ready for more action!! One of my best qualities is that I can remember ALL of my VIPS!! No I dont keep notes or write things down about you. If I truly enjoyed our session and you are a regular client, you are very easy for me to remember!! I got to talk with and also do a cam show with Butt Sniffer John!! I about died when I saw him in his faggoty pink panties LMAO John has been calling me on and off for about five years now. He is always a great conversation and loves when I bash the shit out of him for being a butt sniffer. What a treat it was to see this tiny tooled boy on cam!! The best part of the entire session?? He pulled out his pink plastic pussy and started fucking it on his bed!! Nothing makes me laugh harder or enjoy a call more then listening/watching you do your crazy loser routines!! John you get a gold star for caller of the week!! Thanks for making me laugh!!

I want to thank Brian for all the lovely things and gift cards he has sent to me while playing some forced intox games with me!! It is always soooo much fun to listen to someone getting plastered while they shop their brains out for me!!! I got a wonderful $500 spa certificate, Prada Purse, 2 pairs of Gucci shoes, Dolce perfume, three new dresses, $200 ITUNES card, Bath and Body works spa sets and a $500 Secrets and Lace gift card!! hahahaha!! I know it was the highlight of your week!! Thanks for the money and the gifts sucka!! I keep getting emails from Dumbasses who try to get freebies. Do you not know that your name is already on a loser list and your stupid cut, copy and paste emails go right in the loser trash? You didn’t think I actually read them did you?? Also the great thing about Niteflirt is it has special files and keeps count of how many loser emails you do send! Now do you see why no one pays attention to your stupid ramblings? Yep thats right ass breath!! IGNORE is all you get!!

Some of you have asked if you can pre-book a evening session with me. Yes you can BUT only after you send a tribute so if you do not show up my time is not wasted. That is the only way I do business!! Dont like it? Go call one of those lame ass companies that take your credit card information and try not to be scared what might happen to your credit!! You will just love the inexperienced *Mistress* on the other end of the line LOL the stories I hear about them make me shake my head and wonder WHY you would even go to such a shitty place!! I am here everyday but Tuesdays. Yes I work on the weekends!!! Sunday is my favorite day to work!! See you later boys!!

Hey Mistress Andria fans!! You all have been really lighting up my phone!! I am glad lots of you have found time for YOURSELVES and gotten back down on your knees for me!! It seems there is a entire new crop of sub/slave around this last month. It started at the end of May and has continued through yesterday. More and more subs from overseas are calling and having a TOTAL BLAST!!! I have done some real fun wallet raping/gloryhole adventures/Sissy shows and a whole range of other things!! What are your plans for the 4th? I am spending mine with friends. As I speak I am on the crystal white beach with a tall cold beer in my hand. I will be back to work next Wednesday July 5th. I am glad to see everyone bought up my assignments that I sent out last week!!! Hope you all enjoyed the photos and please do not do anything stupid this weekend!!!


If you are sitting around on your fat ass enjoying your day, THANK A VET! This weekend is a three day weekend for many people and lots of you forget what Memorial Day is really for. I want to thank all my wonderful clients who have served their country and protected our nation. I have been doing a lot of sessions with many of our military members who are in Afghanistan. I hope you all get to come home soon!!

My Tiggie has resurfaced!! Great to hear from you again and hope we can chat soon. My schedule is the same as always…. early mornings till 4pm EST, off on Tuesdays! I am available on the weekends and just like yesterday, I am working all day today! I see many of you have bought my cock control games this week. I hope you are enjoying them…I know I am winning! LOL Catch me on Niteflirt or for my VIPs, my messenger. Waiting for you to crawl through the mud and bow down to my perfection!! Roleplay/fetish/humiliation/sissy boy/ forced bi/cuckbitches are my Forte!!

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It has been another great year with all my fun subs! I have not updated this in a few months, bronchitis but for my regular boys, this web you all keep up with me via the phone so no need to worry about updating a blog! I am happy to announce that the recordings on NF are back! I see many of you have been buying my assignments, playing my PTV games and listening to my recordings! Some of you have asked about Ms. Marcy. I have not been in contact with Ms. Marcy for sometime, but I know she would be thrilled that you have inquired about her!! She is the worlds biggest cocksucking crossdresser!!

I want to thank those of you who have sent me gifts for Christmas. I have sent you a email and freebies….check your inbox 🙂 I have gotten some beautiful things off my Amazon wishlist and a lot of nice Gift Cards! A true Sub always remembers his Mistress for the holidays! You are the ones I give special attention/free time ect. Thank you boys!! Hope to talk with you all soon!

********GERMAN PIG PAUL AND PINDICK ADAM*************** I STILL HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU BOTH KNOW IT IS TIME TO GO SHOPPING BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH USELESS FUCKS!!!********** DO IT NOW!!!

My wishlist link! SHOP IT BITCHES!!!
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I have had soooo many of you laugh your ass off at the nasty fuck that kept creeping me and my friends out at the beach!!! The guy is a real jackass loser and a CHEAP ONE at that!!! Jaws also tangled with one of my best friends who is also a Dom. Her name is Kennedy and her and two other Doms fucked him up good!! word to you assholes out there in la la land….. THE PRO DOMME WORLD IS A SMALL ONE…….. when you fuck one of us over with your lies and bullshit, illness it all comes back to your sorry ugly ass in the end. If anyone would like to call Jaws I have his phone number. You see he was dumb enough to use his cell phone for everything and all his nasty photos had his number attached. If the douche bag wants total peace he needs to send some serious greenbacks my way!!! HIS PHOTOS ARE GOING TO BE HERE SOON!! hahaha!

As many of you know my birthday is coming up and I want to thank *B* for the trip you sent me on last week. You really know how to treat a Mistress and I had fun meeting you and your friends! Looking forward to our next get together 🙂 One of my subs bought dinner and a movie for me tonight…….. the ladies are here and we are going to a private seating at a very well known club for dinner and then a movie!! I will be working straight through this weekend and then I will be off starting July 1-5th for another trip arranged by one of my best subs!

German pig paul and pindick adam you better get your asses in gear….. only a few more days and you DONT want to miss out on my big day now DO YOU??? Pig Paul you better still be wearing that CB or E L S E!!!!!!!!!

Yep the official start of summer is upon us. Many of you had to wait in line yesterday as my phone was slammed with call after call. I usually am not around on Tuesdays but I knew many of you losers would be dying to get on the phone after being stuck in vacation time hell with your family. Sarah Louise called me from Scotland and we had a fantastic time shopping online!! she bought me some very nice new old style garters and Wolford hose!! In case you do not know, cialis 40mg Wolfords are the ~best~

I have just come back from a quick trip down to the Bahamas. Kingkey was nice enough to send me and three of my girlfriends and put us up in a first class resort. We had fun sitting on the beach laughing at all the losers trying to *act cool* I wish people would just be themselves instead of putting on this stupid macho wacho act. We met this one UGLY duffus who said he was from Florida. For some reason he was under the impression we wanted to talk to him. He was all by himself (surprise) and had on this stupid college themed hat. He had it in his mind he had a killer body LOLOLOL his face looked like it had been shoved down a garbage disposal LMAO I have never met anyone who had such a fucked up looking mouth! The nastiest thing is this stupid fuck was a mouth breather YUCK!!!!! do you know how disgusting it is to be around someone who mouth breathes?? they have dog shit breath!! Anyways for entertainment purposes we decided to keep this toad around because he wanted to impress us by spending wads of money on expensive drinks for us. We let him think he could meet us that night and hang out with us at a beach party. We found out he was staying the same number of nights that we were and even though we had everything paid for by my Keyman, psychotherapist we thought it would be fun to give this loser a dose of his own medicine.

Me and the girls made up what we call a *loser safari* hahahaha what is that? well basically we made him waste his time and money running around to places that we said we were at, BUT in reality we were lying to him LOL you never had so much fun watching this idiot!!!! we had him order expensive champagne and send it to our table, but we were dressed totally different and in crowded places so the idiot never caught up to us. It is sooo much fun going to a crowded night club and stringing this asshole along while he paid for all our drinks!! Kingman had bought me five disposable cell phones so we had plenty of numbers for this idiot to call and text and keep getting more and more frusterated. It was the most laughable weekend I have ever had in a LONG time!!

I am working this week and taking calls/text message sessions. For the idiots who dont know me, I DO NOT do vanilla calls nor do I switch. This is not a dating service. If you are clueless then be honest about your experience level. I work with sissy boys, humiliation junkies, financial Domination boys (only real ones, no need to bother me if this is just a *fantasy*, blackmail and brain washing, ass/shoe/boot worship and most other aspects of BDSM. Looking forward to meeting you and talking to all my boys that have suddenly surfaced!!!

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This website is overdue from a post from me. I get so busy that I forget to update it! I had a great month of April and got to spend a lot of time with sissy whore Marcy. Marcy has called from various work locations and always gets in a jam when I get on the phone. I had the sissy whore strip down to her panties, and stockings and bra and walk OUTSIDE around various vehicles at a car dealership. This has been going on for a few months now. She calls and I make her do laps. A few weeks ago she called from a hotel. I made her walk in the lobby with her skirt and blouse on and then take her male clothes and put them in the dumpster LOL Marcy is so much fun to push limits and laugh at.

Marcy keeps asking about my other whore Luther. Luther called a few weeks back and asked about Marcy. I think these two bitches would have so much fun together!!

I met a new guy named Poundaway! he was outstanding! he had gone through my pay to view jerk off game while I was on the phone. I loved listening to him get all excited as he unveiled all the steps in the game, getting closer and closer till the very end!!

GERMAN PIG PAUL YOU HAVE REACHED A NEW MONTH AND YOUR PIG FEE IS DUE. I LOVE my German pig Paul. It is rare he gets to call since his girlfriend is always up his ass. I know he does read this and hangs on every single word that I type. You better be listening to all those wonderful mp3s and do what they say!! You are to keep spending your money you fucking loser as I laugh from 3000 miles away!! You are to wear that chasity belt and send me a FULL report! You said you would be reporting in but so far you have failed like a miserable sack of shit. You better pull your head out of your ass and get busy BITCH!!

I went swimming all day yesterday and did a bunch of Patron shots and drank lots of Margaritas. The weather was great and my tan is looking fantastic!! I was going to work this weekend but the pool party was calling my name!! I will be on the phones all this coming week from 6:30 am till 4pm EST. I look forward to hearing your fucked up stories!!

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I just got done watching the Grand Finale of my favorite show NIp/Tuck. I have been watching the show since the pilot in 2003. The show brings back a lot of old memories of one of my favorite callers Miss Priss. I have not talked to Priss in a long time but I bet he still swings by here now and then for a peek 🙂 The Grande Finale was bittersweet, advice love how they mixed it with *All I know*. Everytime I hear that song I will think of the airport scene between Sean and Christian. I am sad to see the show go and glad I have the box sets that Priss got me 🙂 Here is to you Nip/Tuck!!!

I am available for calls and text sessions today 3/4 and tommorro 3/5. Catch me while you can!!

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