Yes the day of chocolate overload and beautiful roses is coming. Many of you will have to take your wife/date out and you will probabley buy her something LAME. I would like to offer up some shopping tips for you idiots who just cannot get it right.
1. Just because it is red does NOT mean it is NICE. Spending $9.99 on Walmart lingerie makes you look like a fucking idiot. Go ahead and cut the tags off, we still know where the shit came from.
2. Chocolate is a MUST. the brand though comes in to play. Think Godiva NOT Godollarstore.
3. A gift card from www.spawish.com will probably get you laid.
4. Try to hold yourself back and stay away from anything that comes from Lowes, Auto
zone or Home Depot.
With these tips you should have the first successful Valentines Day of your life. Without them you are DOOMED.
Ms. Marcy has been back in the action and dressing up pretty regular. A few days she called me from her Florida hotel room. She was completely dressed and wearing the best wig I have ever seen!! The color looked fantastic. Marcy had her favorite bottle of Vodka and was doing a few shots and then I had her go out her hotel room. I love watching her on Marcycam!! After we played around she had to start her journey back home. She called me from a rest stop so I made her put her sissy clothes back on. I made her change right there in the car LMAO. I then had her get out and walk around her vehicle and wave at everyone and then DRIVE HOME with the outfit and wig still in place.
A few days later she called and was in the Target parking lot. She had dropped off someone and was waiting. I love to push Marcys boundries and limits so I had her drop her pants (she had panties on) and walk around the truck LOL. Yesterday she called and said she was scared to tell me that she had all her sissy clothes and also the famous handcuffs. She was in another parking lot and I had her change into marcy clothes but she did NOT have her wig. I had her get out and walk to a tree and handcuff herself to the tree. I actually heard horns honking in the background!! marcy is a lot of fun and speaking of her…. I had a very old caller call yesterday. It was fantastic to talk to *L*. *L* did the most fantastic thing in the world. He wrote down all the thoughts and dirty things he wanted to talk about. I highly suggest this for anyone that only calls every once in awhile.
*L* has been a customer of mine for years. We have done everything from sitting in his truck jerking off at rest stops, to going on cam shoving a water bottle up his ass. Our favorite past time is whitening his teeth. I love to make him jerk off in his face and then eat his load. I make sure he has his spudge shot in his mouth by making him sing songs, read and talk to me. I have always enjoyed our time together *L* I am glad you continue to serve me.
I bet German Pig Paul thinks he is going to sneak by without a good Valentines day present. That is NOT going to happen. Everytime I sit in my Atlanta Braves beanbag he got me, I laugh at how fucking stupid he is. I do not get to talk to the pig that often. Last time we spoke he was sitting in the parking lot of McDonalds. I always look for him online but the true fact is, he told me he is scared of me. After all these years he is to much of a BITCH to pick up the phone and call. Thanks Piggie Paul for always sending me such lovely things! I know you love spending your money on me.
Another idiot is Pin Dick Adam from Scotland. Adam has been serving me for years from across the pond. Pindick knows the only thing he can do for me is to buy me things to keep me happy. Pindick used to go on cam for me all the time and I would laugh at how small his tiny tool really is. Pindick will make sure I have something lovely from him for Valentines, he always does.
I am taking calls all day today, Wednesday February 3rd. I will return for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. This Sunday is Super Bowl!!!!!! I hope everyone tunes in to watch the fantastic commericals and to watch the New Orlean Saints kick the shit out of the Indianapolis Colts. Payton Manning, if you are reading this, contact me for a free session. LOL. I will be available for pre game fun!! once the game starts I will be gone to a Super Bowl party. The phone lines are open and I am ready to deal out some of my fine training!